ARTIST DRUGS (anyone can use, provided they are educated on how to use responsibly, ideally to inspire/energize you to make/do groovy things)

-Alcohol

-Marijuana

-Hallucinogens

-Coffee

-Biscotti

-Memes

ON THE FENCE (avoid these unless you are definitely making great art like a rock star or visionary poet or artist or something and don’t care if you die young and your art is your legacy, otherwise you should probably get fined or jailed)

-Cocaine

-Ketamine

-Opium (only under historically accurate 19th century conditions)

-Amphetamines

-Performance Art

DEFINITELY NO (no one ever managed to record a platinum album mostly while under the influence of any of these. Ban)

-Heroin

-Opiate Painkillers

-PCP

-Crack

-Meth

-Brown acid

-Krokodil

-History Channel reality TV shows

This all seems completely bulletproof.