Observations, found prose, and other miscellany, sporadically delivered for your edification. Comments welcome!
Blackbeard was in fact probably mono-black
*two pirates are found dead, slumped at the table in the middle of a Magic the Gathering duel*
Pirate forensic pathologist, putting on rubber gloves: arrh I better swab the decks
Love tacos and margs though
Every single mother on dating apps says “I have a 2 year old son who is my whole world” or similar and just once I’d like to read someone’s bio that’s like “I seem to have a 2 year old son but it doesn’t really concern me much”
What’s the deal with deathtraps
(Jigsaw voice) well Michael…you’re an aspiring comedian, but how far will you go to keep that hope alive? It’s time for your big break…I’ve prepared a little “open Mike night”
Hindsight is 19/80
I’ve spent the last years unlearning a lot of Boomer indoctrination. In the process I became a socialist and also listened to disco and 80s music
It’s kind of bizarre how much of a meme “the 80s sucked” was as I was growing up in the 90s. Not bc Regan but bc of Flock of Seagulls
I had to explain Gundam to my friends
Mah boi
I’m unironically intrigued by the setting of Faces of Evil. I want a real Zelda game that starts with Link and Zelda and the King just hanging out in peacetime, in majestic Hyrule Castle, just vibing and giving sage advice and having dinner. In fact Ganon should never show up
Garbage, Spirited Away
Imagining a world where Hayao Miyazaki was obsessed with something far less romantic and interesting than airplanes. Like dump trucks or something
“We have to go the lost city of Laputa!” “OK I’ll take us there in my Peterbilt 160M longnose crew cab!”
It’d hardly be fair recompense for their suffering but it’s a start
Boring. Pointless. Let me know when one of the monkeys uses neuralink to play counterstrike
