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Blackbeard was in fact probably mono-black

by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Uncategorized

*two pirates are found dead, slumped at the table in the middle of a Magic the Gathering duel* Pirate forensic pathologist, putting on rubber gloves: arrh I better swab the decks

Watching LOTR extended edition with no lights on, we’re dans la maison

by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Uncategorized

yIT’S BEEN, ONE RING that can rule them all, seven Rings for the Dwarf-lords in their stone halls Three Rings, for the Elven guys but there’ll still be 9 Rings for mortal Men who die…

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