by David Dale Heckman | Aug 31, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
Gonna start my own temperature scale where 69 degrees corresponds to 65F and 420 degrees corresponds to 75F. Because that is the range of temperatures that humans generally consider Nice
by David Dale Heckman | Jul 23, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
If I were a billionaire I wouldn’t spend the money on brand-new Ferraris and race cars. I’d spend it on an old ice cream truck and then pay a Formula 1 team to overhaul it with supercar parts. Then I’d go to a racetrack to surprise and terrify...
by David Dale Heckman | Jul 21, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
There was an old brutal form of fencing called “Mensur”. It was popular in Germany and involved participants using sharp swords to cut exposed areas of the opponent’s face, protecting only the eyes, nose and forehead. The point was less to slice your...
by David Dale Heckman | Jul 19, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
ARTIST DRUGS (anyone can use, provided they are educated on how to use responsibly, ideally to inspire/energize you to make/do groovy things) -Alcohol -Marijuana -Hallucinogens -Coffee -Biscotti -Memes ON THE FENCE (avoid these unless you are definitely making great...
by David Dale Heckman | Jul 18, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
Facebook, seriously, stop advertising Suboxone clinics to me. You should know that among my many problems and dysfunctions and neuroses, one of the few that does NOT apply is a HEROIN ADDICTION.
