by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Uncategorized
*two pirates are found dead, slumped at the table in the middle of a Magic the Gathering duel* Pirate forensic pathologist, putting on rubber gloves: arrh I better swab the decks
by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
Every single mother on dating apps says “I have a 2 year old son who is my whole world” or similar and just once I’d like to read someone’s bio that’s like “I seem to have a 2 year old son but it doesn’t really concern me...
by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
(Jigsaw voice) well Michael…you’re an aspiring comedian, but how far will you go to keep that hope alive? It’s time for your big break…I’ve prepared a little “open Mike night”
by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
I’ve spent the last years unlearning a lot of Boomer indoctrination. In the process I became a socialist and also listened to disco and 80s music It’s kind of bizarre how much of a meme “the 80s sucked” was as I was growing up in the 90s. Not...
