Observations, found prose, and other miscellany, sporadically delivered for your edification. Comments welcome!
Meeting of the minds
Oscar Wilde: “Either these curtains go or I do”
Me: *terrible quality image edit depicting “Maslow’s Hierarchy of Weed” or some shit*
Oscar Wilde: lmao
Me: lol
Stick it to ’em
10,000 year reigning champion GOAT weapon of all humankind, cheap and versatile and foolproof
VS
A bunch of methed-up teenagers pissing in bottles, wielding plastic guns made by the lowest bidder and wearing fancy multispectral goggles with dead batteries in them
EASY
under stating the tale of my pain
Call me Toby fox because I was Delta crippling mental illness that threatens to Rune my whole life
Beelzebob
You can only work at Satan’s wig factory if you have a devil-make-hair attitude
Name me an opening line to any video game that goes harder than this one from Europa Universalis
Khan academy
“Gang-iss Khan” is the wrong way to pronounce Ghengis Khan. “Chungus Khan” is also the wrong way but is actually less wrong than the first wrong way
At the core of every scientific discipline is something no one gets
“Fundamental forces”
Gravity: Mass attracts mass and we don’t know why
Strong Nuclear Force: Atoms are bound together and we don’t know why
Weak Nuclear Force: Quarks change flavors and we don’t know why
Electromagnetism: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh fuckin magnets how do they work
Took my date to my favorite little-known spot in town
Gnosticposting pt 2
Kind of a stretch
Game premise: You are a length of bungee cord and also a professional assassin. Your victim is at home amidst a huge variety of physics objects. Your task is to attach yourself to two of those objects in such a way as to cause a lethal cascade. I call it “Contract Killer”