A single death is a tragedy, but a million deaths is a statistic. In fact, Stalinists have determined the exact point of inflection: 58.5 deaths is a “tragtistic” and half a death either direction tips it

From time to time, the tree of Liberty (or the “Libertree,” as I call it) must be refreshed with the blood of patriots (or “Freedom Sauce”)

Debating whether to sell off all my stock in preparation for the impending financial crisis. Decided “eh, America’s got one more in ’em” and that I’ll wait on that until the next, even bigger financial crisis that’ll happen 15 years after this one