by David Dale Heckman | Aug 31, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
Sci-fi is when elves come from outer space, and fantasy is when elves come from the woods (the woods was the outer space of medieval Europe)
by David Dale Heckman | Aug 31, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
If you know 1 of KFC’s 11 herbs and spices it’s nothing special. 2, they take note. 3, the threats begin. 5, targeted by death squads. But at 6, they start to fear you. 8, respect you. 10, and you will rule them. Learn all 11, and you will learn why they...
by David Dale Heckman | Aug 31, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
Oscar Wilde: “Either these curtains go or I do” Me: *terrible quality image edit depicting “Maslow’s Hierarchy of Weed” or some shit* Oscar Wilde: lmao Me: lol
by David Dale Heckman | Aug 31, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
You can only work at Satan’s wig factory if you have a devil-make-hair attitude
by David Dale Heckman | Aug 31, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
Random third eye/cognitive-dissonance-of-the-average-American awakening: did any of the Kims of North Korea get whole mountainsides carved into their likeness or is this a purely American phenomenon?
