by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
You, a troglodyte: “Show us some pics of you nose ring” Me, grand master autism rizzlord: “post nasal drip”
by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
Something I found out on this April Fool’s Day is that YouTube ads absolutely ruin the concept of the rickroll Me: (clicks a shortener-disguised link, expecting to hear the delicious, iconic intro synth drum sting) YouTube: NATURE VALLEY GRANOLA...
by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
her: Give me your best cheesy pickup line me: “Are you from the Ural Mountains? Cuz Ural I can think about lately!” her: haha omg great me: Thanks! I’d invite you to suck my cock, but I don’t think you’d want to because my Caucasus *you...
by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
It’s pronounced like “JIF” with a soft G because it stands for “[graphical interchan]Ge, I Format” wait, no, I’m being handed a revision here, I apologize: it stands for Giraffeical Interchange Format
by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
I cannot believe it folks. After trailing 17-2 at the half, Gimli, son of Glóin of the house of Durin has kicked a field goal as time expires to win Super Bowl Book III, Chapter VII, Helm’s Deep, by a score of 43-42. The Sindari fans in the stadium are simply...
by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
A single death is a tragedy, but a million deaths is a statistic. In fact, Stalinists have determined the exact point of inflection: 58.5 deaths is a “tragtistic” and half a death either direction tips it
