by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
Euros spend 364 days a year mocking American date system but they’re out there in the streets wearing Jedi robes saying “Fourth May be with you” so who’s laughing now motherfuckers, you’re forced to turn a heartening affirmation into a...
by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
You, a troglodyte: “Show us some pics of you nose ring” Me, grand master autism rizzlord: “post nasal drip”
by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
Something I found out on this April Fool’s Day is that YouTube ads absolutely ruin the concept of the rickroll Me: (clicks a shortener-disguised link, expecting to hear the delicious, iconic intro synth drum sting) YouTube: NATURE VALLEY GRANOLA...
by David Dale Heckman | Sep 1, 2024 | Train of Thought Derailed
her: Give me your best cheesy pickup line me: “Are you from the Ural Mountains? Cuz Ural I can think about lately!” her: haha omg great me: Thanks! I’d invite you to suck my cock, but I don’t think you’d want to because my Caucasus *you...
