If I were a billionaire I wouldn’t spend the money on brand-new Ferraris and race cars. I’d spend it on an old ice cream truck and then pay a Formula 1 team to overhaul it with supercar parts. Then I’d go to a racetrack to surprise and terrify people. Like, an ice cream truck, when all the ice cream is chucked out, could contain one hell of an enormous engine in the middle, couldn’t it? I guess I’m saying is that if I were a billionaire I’d be Jeremy Clarkson.
